joan’s grasp of her boundaries, awareness of others manipulations and the no nonsense way she deals with people who fuck with her in any way gives me life. she asserts her self in every aspect of her life with total conviction and for that she is my hero
what went down
- Ronan has three secrets. 1. His scoundrel father could take things out of his dreams. 3. Ronan can also take things out of his dreams. #2? There was no 2. What? It’s probably nothing. It’s just the wind.
- Ronan demonstrates his secret for the boys and Blue. Blue, by the way, is 100% not in love with Gansey. She hasn’t been staring at him for a page and a half. He does not have a great mouth. It’s just the wind.
- Here is a thing that’s not the wind: The Gray Man, the hitman who killed Niall Lynch, has come to town looking for something called the Greywaren. He kicks the stuffing out of Ronan’s older brother Declan and questions him. Although 90% of Raven Cycle readers and characters dislike Declan, the author would like to point out that Declan handles the interrogation with due dignity.
- Gansey’s mother quietly runs for Congress in the background.
- As the boys and Blue riding back from exploring in the Camaro, a Mitsubishi pulls up alongside. Inside is Kavinsky, an Aglionby student named after the French house artist of the same name (who is not fond of the tender homage, the author sadly notes). His eyeballs say LET’S RACE. My, thinks Ronan to himself with a curled lip, that boy is certainly one hundred percent not attractive. “My,” Gansey says out loud with a curled lip, “that boy is one hundred percent not attractive.” “Asshole,” notes Blue. Adam adds, “There is no point racing with him as we’re carrying four living passengers which results in a loss of 7.5 horsepower for each of us using even the most forgiving of weight gain to power loss formulas.” Ronan concludes that his friends suck and are no fun.
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In case you want a refresher in preparation for Blue Lily, Lily Blue's release on Tuesday, my full recap of The Dream Thieves is on Recaptains.
okay so we’ve got confirmation that THERE IS NO AGE GAP will is the same age as nico i repeat will and nico are the sAME AGE so can we have some adorable 14 year old loser boyfriend headcanons please
remember what percabeth were like at 14 remember how embarrassing they were can we have that for solangelo please okay thanks
hilarious attempts at “”“romance”“”
will writing terrible poetry
nico writing terrible poetry
getting flustered over holding hands
getting flustered!!!! over everything!!!!
"piper does will like me—i mean—not that it matters—"
"piper do you think nico likes me"
"do you like me tick yes/no"
"but does he like like me”
atTENDING MIDDLE SCHOOL TOGETHER
strawberry picking dates
video game dates
capture the flag dates that end in the infirmary because will’s out of control, okay, ‘why did you think taking on clarisse by yourself was a good idea’
'she made fun of you'
playing pokemon and nico getting super competitive while will just wants to have the cutest team and yet somehow will beats nico every time
come on fandom u can do this these two could be so gosh darn adorable we just have to make it happen